1. what the hell am i? chopped liver?

    with your gentle eyes, you won’t be able to scare off the meanest ones. you know you have the gentlest eyes in toronto.


  2. I need a woman who will scare off my bullies.

  3. leonardalbert:

    Cherry Glazerr at Burgerama III.

  4. x-enial:

    Buffalo on misty geyser, Yellowstone

    (via plaid-flannel)

  5. theclearlydope:

    This is my favorite SNL character that was never an SNL character.